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This is totally SUPERFLUOUS.

so. true.

so. true.

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Best. Wedding present. Ever..

Well, maybe not “ever” but it’s up there.

alexpectopatronum:

dizzlizz:

fluffmyb0ner:

nickthedinosaur:

So yesterday I went to Starbucks because I had like four dollars in my wallet and I was thirsty. Anyways, after the lady took my order like usual they ask you what your name is right? Well being me and all in my head I was like “The name Nick is too boring let’s spice this mother fucker up”. So I told the lady my name was Voldemort in the most calm way I could and for like two minutes she looked at me like I was fucking crazy. So I awkwardly walked away and sat down for like another five minutes or so until my drink came, and when I looked at the name on the cup I couldn’t help but to laugh for the longest time.

Win

when the human race is excellent like this, i am so happy

Yes.

alexpectopatronum:

dizzlizz:

fluffmyb0ner:

nickthedinosaur:

So yesterday I went to Starbucks because I had like four dollars in my wallet and I was thirsty. Anyways, after the lady took my order like usual they ask you what your name is right? Well being me and all in my head I was like “The name Nick is too boring let’s spice this mother fucker up”. So I told the lady my name was Voldemort in the most calm way I could and for like two minutes she looked at me like I was fucking crazy. So I awkwardly walked away and sat down for like another five minutes or so until my drink came, and when I looked at the name on the cup I couldn’t help but to laugh for the longest time.

Win

when the human race is excellent like this, i am so happy

Yes.

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curryuku:

rebeccacablah:

frappycake:

saturn-onyx:

mechinism:

HOW I HANDLE CRITIQUE
yeup

THIS.

LOL OTL How i feel right now

yghkjhohjkhljh

yep

curryuku:

rebeccacablah:

frappycake:

saturn-onyx:

mechinism:

HOW I HANDLE CRITIQUE

yeup

THIS.

LOL OTL How i feel right now

yghkjhohjkhljh

yep

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witchsauce:

The Ideal Screen Type, 1928

witchsauce:

The Ideal Screen Type, 1928

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If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.

thatfunnyblog:

Just to look at her act like:

image

Then watch the dude sit there like:

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

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